LOOK WHAT I FOUND! :D!

My pompoms! I knew I'd find them! They were hiding under the bed with the monsters. But now I have them, and do you know what that means?! WE CAN DO CHEERS! I can make one up for anyone, too! I'm pretty much the best there is at making them up so if you need some done, just ask. But don't ask me to do a split yet 'cause I ( Read more... )

I DIDN'T DO IT.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? IT'S... inking? BLEEDING ON MY NEW COUCH.

... do I shoot it?

What the hell? WHAT THE HELL IT JUST GAVE ME A PAPER CUT.

[ooc: yes, that's a drawing of Faye killing Spike that she doodled at work. >.> and it's canon that she is THAT BAD.]

( private to Vicious || completely unhackable )

Because walking is such a privilege and all.

What the hell is going on in this place? Serial killers, the usual idiots, people going crazy and now what is-... Is this the circus or is this the circus? Didn't we already have this curse? I know the deities aren't really fresh on originality lately, but Jesus Christ, this is starting to get just a ( Read more... )

Alright. I give up.

What god of karma did someone piss off for me to deserve to have to babysit THIS all day?

Goddamn it.

[ooc: ten minutes left? What? We're running on Jesse's time, kthnx. It's still only almost 9. >.>]

You guys again?

Say anything about my wardrobe and I swear I'll punch you in the face. Actually, come anywhere near me at all and I swear I'll shoot you.

...Unless you want me to use you as target practice. You're probably all slow enough that it wouldn't even be a challenge, though.

Really pitiful.

( private to Cassidy | unhackable )

Damn it, damn it, damn it. This is bullshit. I can't believe--

I just need a bath. That's it. The longest bath of my life. Ugh, I'll probably end up getting some sort of disease just from contact. Damn it.

How hard is it to have a working bathtub around here? Jesus Christ. This has to be at least the fifth time the hot water's cut out in this ( Read more... )

Hey, City, here's a word or two of advice:

I HAVE A HEADACHE.

SHUT THE HELL UP.

So much for not being loud.

Now that that's settled...

I need a bottle of aspirin and a vodka and cranberry. And a gun to shoot all you morons before you end up giving me a seizure.

...I really hope some of you aren't high on life all of a sudden, too. For your ( Read more... )

Fine, Omar, so I lied. I might've gotten... just a couple

At least some of them are true, but the rest of them are complete bullshit.

As usual, you can't trust this damn place as far as you can throw it. They don't even have any useful clubs like Morons' Association or Idiotic Vampires United.

What a waste. What a week.

[ooc; while it's never ( Read more... )